
star of the movie: kahmunrah.

everything he says and does cracks me up!
best lines:
to ivan the terrible- "I just told mr. capone here this is not a dress it is in fact a tunic, very big difference."
to jedidiah - "i just cant take you seriously. you're just adorable. even when you're threatening me it's hilarious. is it just me or are these guys unbelievably cute?
to darth vader - "is that you breathing because I can't hear myself think. can i make one suggestion to you, my friend just to simplify this there's just too much going on here, you're evil, you're automatic, you're a robot and what is the cape for? are we going to the opera? i don't think so. "
honorable mentions:
general to sacajewea - "you sacajewaqoieurjk. sacademia. sac-in-the-box. cincodemayo."
napoleon to larry - "were you guys like friends in college and now both afraid to move your relationship like telling the other person you want to be more than friends like you like like each other?"
jed to kahmunrah - "you know there are 2 words that come to mind when i hear you talk: delusional and weirdo. and if i had to say a third: goofy. just goofy."
and before i take all the good jokes from the movie....GO watch it!
